Where's Perry?

So as much as I would love to leave Elmira out of this, alas, I can not.  You see on that fateful day of her getting me lost, directing me to drive into a lake (see previous post for full back story), Perry was next on the to shoot list.  Oh now put down the phone, shoot my canon silly.  Wait, scratch that, pictures.. pictures I tell you that is all i was going to shoot.

So as I was saying, when  it comes time to leave one destination for the next, there I sit, Elmira in hand telling her now if you can in fact play nice, we will try this again.  Now let us see if you can get me back home.  Fool me once right?  We've all heard this well I will cut to the chase shame on me it is!  Elmira kindly tells me to turn left, so I listen (this doesn't happen often) and low and behold 14.8 seconds down the road she yells at me, make a u-turn u-turn recalculating u-turn recalculating!  This has me convinced, this is all a game to her.  I can't help but wonder, does her minuscule computer chip of a brain beam all around to the rest of the GPS clan saying waiiiiiiit for it.... YEP got her lost AGAIN!  All the while each time I am just a notch on her circuit board.?.?  I wish I could say it ended there.  Oh how I wish.  I make the u turn.  Apparently now she is satisfied yet I proceed with slow caution, frustrating the in a rush traffic behind me, but it is better this way.  Finally moving right along and I see the sign my brain says that is the way you came, you must go back -with that said, she says nothing!  So what do I do, keep driving.  Realizing this will take me way out of my way, I have to do something about this destructive relationship.  I  turn around and as she starts yelling at me she is recalculating, I shut her O F F!  I did it, one step at a time I am taking back my life.  And I made it home without her twists, turns and lakes!

Aside from all the mornings set backs caused by someone who shall remain nameless, (I hear Elmira is now in witness protection), I am running on time on my way to see Perry and those squishy puffy cheeks.  Eeeeek!  There you are Perry!  You have grown and changed so much and I couldn't be happier to see you.  It was absolutely perfect outside, which showed in your personality today.  So at peace, a boy and his outdoors!  Wanting to eat leaves, maybe not have been the best idea but we worked through it.  You are a true pleasure to be around, and a sparkle in your mommy's eye.  See you again soon, Sami